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I'm movie-illiterate, as mentioned by stephanie. Not just me, but gladys too.

Ok, i shall start being selective about movies i watch, especially since i'm paying good money to watch them! it's one of the many things i have to do in excess now, considering that i'll miss this activity once i'm away.

Was reading this article on Asiaone "Berlin 'sex academy' offers tips of visitors". It's the new Amora sex academy in Berlin, to teach you all about sex. I think it's really interesting, especially when a voice shrieks "that's it!' when the visitor puts his hand on the g-spot. If only we have such stuff here.

And guess what.. we all know that sex is exercise. Who knew that you can learn positions such as the 'Italian Chandelier' and burn up to 920 calories per hour. Jogging doesnt even burn that much calories!

I went to google it, and this was what i found. LOL! absolutely interesting.

Removing her clothes
With consent 12 Calories
Without consent 187 Calories

Opening her bra
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 85 Calories

Putting on a condom
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 315 Calories

Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot 92 Calories

Positions
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier 912 Calories!!! OMG!

Orgasm
Real 112 Calories
False 315 Calories

Post Orgasm
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

Getting a second erection
If you are: 20-29 years old 36 Calories
30-39 years 80 Calories
40-49 years 124 Calories
50-59 years 972 Calories
60-69 years 2916 Calories
70 and over Death WAHAHAHA!!

Dressing afterwards
Calmly 32 Calories
In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door 3521 Calories LOL!

From: http://lewismoten.blogspot.com/2005/05/italian-chandelier-position-explained.html